A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you jerk off on some money and then spend it at a store
I gave Michelle some creamy cash down at the local store
after fuckin' a ho, take off your condom and slap her in the face with it
Man, Brittany was so bad in bed that I gave the bitch a dirty pog (j. timberlake)
when your eating supper, your friend gets up to go to the bathroom and you dip your balls in his mashed potatos
Justin doesn't know that he had spud nuts last night
While making out with a girl,finger her meathouse then give her a hug and sniff thoses mutha-fuckin fingers to make sure shes clean..
I did the sneaky-pete on Mel and damn near lost my lunch!!!
Thats where the wang gets huge-ifide, not from the female but from the male.
Billy's suffers from a mile case of homo un-erectus.
when you jerk off in the coin return of a vending machine
that's why i'm on Pepsi's shitlist
The hole on the tip of your cock.
Mike went to the doctors and shoved a q-tip up his copurnicus.