Country Dictionary

dump, to go have a crap

when in the workplace or home, the expresion for this is "i am going for a dump" on your return, your family or work colleges will ask "how was it?" to which the reply is "perfik".

cockney rhyming slang, egg-an, egg-an spoon, coon, black person

look at that eggan, just fell down the apples and pears.

harry heard, pronounced ARRY EARD. cockney rhyming slang for turd.

look at that huge harry heard thet some cat/dog/paki has left on the pavement.

yank your plank is a british term for wanking

yank your plank, where is the office boy, he is in the toilet yanking his plank

cockney rhyming slang, front wheel skid, yid, jew.

look at that front wheel skid just fell under that bus.

nig-nog, cockney rhyming slang for wog

look, theres a nig-nog

a dangle burry is a dry piece of shit that hangs on the end of the hairs around your bum hole. when pulled off, it usally takes the hair with it

dammed dangle burrys