A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.
I have to apologize for fucking your sister last night, I was totally shitcocked.
The act of punching a parnter's eye while ejaculating on the chin. Very sinister move
That's one pirate we'll never forget
A complete idiot, one that is more of a dork.
That Lobster was such a total dorkon!