A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person, usually a guy, who is a complete moron.
Dr. Mendeljohn gave Petey the wrong prescription for his herpes. He is such a hammertoe.
A large heavy pot used for slow cooking.
The dog's head was too large to fit in the sauce pan, but I had a Dutch oven stored at the back of the cupboard and it sufficied.
Tito had to split...After lunch is his normal time to wax the tractor.