A fork of Rural Dictionary
David Wells is the biggest dirt bag in the MLB. He is a fat, ugly peice of shit that drinks beer in the dugouts inbetween innings, but continues to pitch. He once through a perfect game while hung over.
" I drank alot of beer, and had a great year" - David Wells Hickman - What did David Wells do during the off season? Keith- He spent the last three months in the back of someones truck Hickman- Chyea