Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

masterbacin'

what you do when looking at bacon porn.

Last night, when I was looking at bacon porn, I started masterbacin'

by cjsnickers April 24, 2009

knob gobblin' cock monger

whore; slut; skank.

Dave's wife is a knob gobblin' cock monger.

by cjsnickers April 24, 2009

adam snapple

Jizz; referring to the juice of an Adam (man)

Sherri loves to drink adam snapple.

by cjsnickers April 24, 2009