A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A term coined by Anna, it allows the person to freely say how they feel about something that might be to rude or controversial. It is then said with hesitation after the statement you have made so that people do not get offended.
1. You look really pretty today.....................*sigh* JUST JOKES 2. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOUR HAIR IS SO YUK ............................. *sigh* JUST JOKES 3. You look really fat........................................ *interuption by 3rd party to avoid conflict* SHES JUST JOKING.
Schwictor is a creature, very hard to find. It often can’t communicate with human beings because of his low vocabulary. It is only able to say the words: schwic, schwac and “I am not athletic!”. It is often intimadated by mothers. It often claims it has lags, so nobody realises it is bad in games. It practices Täkrennwäg regularly. If a schwictor approaches you, accept your death. It’s weaknesses are gluten and principals lower arms.
Schwictor has no Bizeps. Schwictor likes his principal.