A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a terrorist uses a truck to kill people
They say he used an AK-Chevrolet to kill those people today
Someone with unusually large calves in proportion to their body
That dude is small up top but down low he has a bad case of wrestler's leg syndrome
A ghost hunter who only hunts endangered ghosts.
"A ghost poacher just took video of a Mexican ghost with a Rubik's cube in his hand. They are super rare"
A system that assumes the more patriotic someone is the more American they are.
I just put an American flag on my porch to move up a notch in the Patriotarchy
Saying something unholy against Steve Jobs or the Apple corporation.
"I know it's macrilegious but I like Windows Vista more than Mac OS"
The act of hopping around in circles on one leg after stubbing your toe and cursing.
"I started swear dancing after accidentally kicking the leg of a chair in my kitchen"