A fork of Rural Dictionary
An Ukabong (created by Big Narstie’s Uncle Simon) is a deadly weapon created by wrapping a sock in a sock in a sock in a sock in a sock in a sock in a sock in a sock in a sock in a sock until you run out of spare socks to create a deadly weapon. Ukabongs can vary, some may have tennis balls, others may contain sharp objects or explosives.
‘You I’m scared of Chad, he has an Ukabong!’ ‘Oh shit bro, he’s gonna beat us, run!’