A fork of Rural Dictionary
schmammered, obliterated, three sheets to the wind, wasted
I was so ducking frunk last Friday night, I got kicked out of Chuck E. Cheese.
A cross between sweet and tight (both meaning cool/awesome). Often exclaimed when one's brain is unable to decide whether the word sweet or tight is more appropriate for any given situation. "Swite" is the result of this brain mishap.
"Dude, jack in the box is open! Swite!"
"Imagine if you could breathe in a fart so nobody else could smell it. That would be swite."
"If I owned a bar, there would be no last call. That would be one swite bar."