A fork of Rural Dictionary
a girl that you would have sex with but never enter into a full-fledged relationship with You have to slay a couple of dragons before you find your princess!
in business terms: in HR- A benefits specialist with no hope of promotion Matt: "Joe, you slay that dragon yet?" Joe: "No dude, she wants to be my girlfriend!" Hey, you want to go dragon slaying tonight? No, I already slew one today and then threw her out!
A disease that causes a person to fall apart at night while having an epileptic seizure.
Jim: "What happened to your arm, Dave? Where did it go?" Dave: "Well, last night, my wife was blinking a flashlight off and on in bed. I fell asleep and must have a narcolelptic seizure." Jim: "What the hell is that?" Dave: "Narcolepelepsy. Don't screw with me. I'm missing an arm."
An iGod is an iPod that has been loaded with Christian rock and gospel music. Basically a $200 piece of techno-crap with all those Jesus-freak songs on it.
Rick Taplik: "Hey Bert, what do you have on your iPod?" Bert Stoob: "Oh, I have a bunch of Christian rock and gospel!" Rick Taplik: "Oh, so do you listen to that gay song 'Place In This World'?" Bert Stoob: "I have that song but it is not gay. I am a Christian and homosexuality is strictly forbidden by God! I am deeply offended by your comments!" Rick Taplik: "Keep listening to that iGod and you'll be gay too!"
a Catholic priest's favorite place to sleep.
Father Cahill had a boycott in the rectory and slept like a baby. Meow!
a burp that smells like shit
"What the hell did you eat? That was the grossest shurp I have ever smelled! Did you have beets and cottage cheese?"