Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

spooker

a dead hooker

Diane: "You can't spend your money from the grave, Dave." Dave: "No you can't, so I'll spend it before I go!" Diane: "What, you gonna buy some hookers?" Dave: "No, spookers." Diane: "What are spookers?" Dave: "Dead hookers. They'll give me a nice boo job!"

by connorsji January 22, 2010

penile loogie

what one shoots into a urinal after they masturbate in a company bathroom

The secretary looked so good that I had to go blow a penile loogie in the bathroom

by connorsji May 08, 2008

Uritov Cocktail

A bottle that is urinated into by a long-haul trucker as he is driving and then thrown out the window.

Joe Bob threw a uritov cocktail out his window and splashed into the State Trooper's open window, getting him arrested.

by connorsji May 08, 2008

Fecal Mojito

The fecal mojito is the cousin of the uritov cocktail. It consists of a bag that a long-haul trucker uses to take a dump in and the throws it out his window as he is driving.

Driving through Boston, my wife thought that there was a dead cat on the side of the road. I knew better. The son of a bitch in front of me threw a fecal mojito at me. I swerved to avoid the shit splatter, but I didn't avoid the follow up uritov cocktail.

by connorsji May 08, 2008

mentalyptus

1. An ingredient of a cough drop that a moron or retard would ingest when they are sick. 2. What a retarded koala eats in Australia.

Dave: "Hey, Chuck. Want a Halls Mentalyptus?" Chuck (coughing): "Ahem, what?" Dave: "Do you need a Halls Mentalyptus?" Chuck (coughing again): "Ahem, what?" Dave: "You retard, do you need a cough drop?" Chuck (coughing yet again): "Ahem, what?" Dave: "Yes you do! And a lobotomy while we are at it!" Chuck (coughing for a fourth time): "Ahem, what?"

by connorsji November 09, 2009

diePod

A diePod is an iPod that has been loaded with songs by either people who are dead or bands that have broken up due to a death

Jim: "Hey Dave, what are you listening to on your diePod?" Dave: "I'm listening to Frank Sinatra right now, but I have some Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Queen, Dio, and Elvis on there!"

by connorsji May 17, 2010

boesker

a boesker happens when a man's scrotum is sweaty and sticks to the inside of his leg.

Nic: "Dude, it's like 100 degrees out here!" Phil: "Yeah, i totally have a boesker." Nic: "Me too. I've had to shake my leg like ten times to try to get rid of it." Phil: "I think I need a spatula."

by connorsji May 01, 2009