A fork of Rural Dictionary
what one shoots into a urinal after they masturbate in a company bathroom
The secretary looked so good that I had to go blow a penile loogie in the bathroom
A bottle that is urinated into by a long-haul trucker as he is driving and then thrown out the window.
Joe Bob threw a uritov cocktail out his window and splashed into the State Trooper's open window, getting him arrested.
The fecal mojito is the cousin of the uritov cocktail. It consists of a bag that a long-haul trucker uses to take a dump in and the throws it out his window as he is driving.
Driving through Boston, my wife thought that there was a dead cat on the side of the road. I knew better. The son of a bitch in front of me threw a fecal mojito at me. I swerved to avoid the shit splatter, but I didn't avoid the follow up uritov cocktail.
1. An ingredient of a cough drop that a moron or retard would ingest when they are sick. 2. What a retarded koala eats in Australia.
Dave: "Hey, Chuck. Want a Halls Mentalyptus?" Chuck (coughing): "Ahem, what?" Dave: "Do you need a Halls Mentalyptus?" Chuck (coughing again): "Ahem, what?" Dave: "You retard, do you need a cough drop?" Chuck (coughing yet again): "Ahem, what?" Dave: "Yes you do! And a lobotomy while we are at it!" Chuck (coughing for a fourth time): "Ahem, what?"
A diePod is an iPod that has been loaded with songs by either people who are dead or bands that have broken up due to a death
Jim: "Hey Dave, what are you listening to on your diePod?" Dave: "I'm listening to Frank Sinatra right now, but I have some Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Queen, Dio, and Elvis on there!"
a boesker happens when a man's scrotum is sweaty and sticks to the inside of his leg.
Nic: "Dude, it's like 100 degrees out here!" Phil: "Yeah, i totally have a boesker." Nic: "Me too. I've had to shake my leg like ten times to try to get rid of it." Phil: "I think I need a spatula."