A fork of Rural Dictionary
undoubtedly one of the most expensive places to live in england, and home to many famous sports players and the notorious Gordon Ramsey. rimmed with people who have more money than sense. By day the children of wandsworth commute from their 7 story houses into croydon to receive their 40k private education, by night they roam the streets intoxicated from vodka and ketamine. If you live next to wandsworth common, daddy definitely has 4 teslas and a few range rovers in the garage waiting for you to pass your driving test. Not forgetting, the monthly allowance they get from mummy and daddy allows them to rush to harrods/ selfridges every weekend and splurge on a new pair of balenciagas. House parties are a daily thing in wandsworth and the rest of central london, as free houses are more than often as mummy and daddy leave the country for a few days to complete work abroad.
Anything good to do tonight?
I heard there's a massive gav on Wandsworth Common