A fork of Rural Dictionary
A place where lonely adolescent males go to get there their rocks off to a game of counter strike. And eat there sorrow away well their at it.
" I have a reached a new level of anti-social with the new internet cafe down the street"
when one has an STD that produces frothy translucent liquid when ejaculation occurs.
"Yo bra I just made frothy ejaculate"
A hasidic Jew of European descent, preferably French who produces an evil laugh with the aim to spread Zionism. To identify Le Merchant one must follow the criteria; is he wearing an Amish black hat check, does he sport a dashing hobo beard check and finally is he wearing clothes that give the illusion he just came from a funeral check. If the specimen is under this criteria you have yourself a Le Merchant.
A Le Merchant tried to sell me the book of Moses