Country Dictionary

tossfuse

someone who regularly gets angry for know apparant reason. A variation on 'dont blow a fuse' with toss added as a prefix to suggest that the subject regularly masturbates.

1:"I HATE YOUR GUTS. DON'T YOU DARE DROP YOUR PENCIL AGAIN."
2:"Don't blow a tossfuse."

spatula

Insult used to imply that the subject regularly makes love to spatulas.

1:"Hi. You alright."
2:"Get away from me you spatula."

fuckhead

Insult used to suggest that the subject is to ignorant to know where to fuck and therefore 'fucks' their own head.

1:"Hello John."
2:"Up yours fuckhead!"