Country Dictionary

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Doll bludger

A doll bludger is someone who can physically work and doesn't have any medical conditions to stop them from working, but don't want to work. Instead the will go on job seeker (job seeker(not really looking for work) and take 5¢ from every tax payers incomes to support their lazy asses.

Tax payer: oi what's your name Doll bludger: doll Tax payer: phuck you doll Doll bludger: what's your name Tax payer: tax wh... Doll bludger: phuck you tax

by coop-meme January 06, 2021

Coopmeme

A fully sick cunt who can't say no to shifts at several if his jobs that don't exist expt one of them, whilst still able to party with da bois

Boss: ay coop-meme want a sh.... Coop-meme: YES!!!!!!!!! BOIS: coop-meme come for a Micky Coopmeme:oow yeah right I haven't been Callen in for a shift yet

by coop-meme January 06, 2021

BUDDYFIGHT

Like Pokémon but cooler. Instead of beating up the monster and kidnapping it and forcing it to fight for you, BUDDYFIGHT let's the fighter and the buddy forge a contract of friendship and honour (and it will give you a buddy skill.most buddy skill result in you being able to fly. And instead of balls you get a card core deck case which transforms into an item of your choosing that allows you to access your BUDDYFIGHT deck.

BUDDYFIGHT: a way in which you fight along side you buddy) Ash(Pokémon): pichachu I chose you, use iron tail Gao mikado: hey drum you got this Drum bunker dragon: I'm already on it. DRILL REV BUNKER!!! Ash: no picachu. How did you beat my.Pokémon Gao mickado; its a rabbit/rat with electrical powers and an iiron tail, my BUDDY has an actual weapon and skills to boot Ash: wait its a dragon all I have to do is use a fairy type Pokémon to defeat it Drum bunker dragon: ?, gao just use it Ash: use what? Gao: IMPACT! Gaugantua PUNISHER!!! Ash: where did the building skyscraper sized sowd come from😵 Gao: we did it friend we won the fight. Drum: yes we did gao.)

by coop-meme January 28, 2020

The Fagguette

When two gay men put a baguette in the freezer and wait untill it's rock hard, than proceed to use it to penetrate each other's simultaneously, than after it has thored out one or both men proceed to eat the Fagguette

Hey do you want to do the Fagguette tonight? I don't like Fagguette's. We do the Fagguette all the time

by coop-meme December 13, 2022

The Fagguette

When two gay men put a baguette in the freezer and wait untill it's rock hard, than proceed to use it to penetrate each other's simultaneously, than after it has thored out one or both men proceed to eat the Fagguette

Hey do you want to do the Fagguette tonight? I don't like Fagguette's. We do the Fagguette all the time

by coop-meme December 13, 2022

Persona 4

Where a bunch of teenagers rip off JoJo's bizzare dventures in all of its glory and summon in stands, inside a tv world to figure out why people get murdered for being on a ad at 12:00am

Persona 4 cast: let's enter the tv world

by coop-meme January 06, 2021

jesus (BUNNINGS)

Bunnings Jesus is Australia's Jesus christ. Think Jesus but he smokes cones, darts(cigarettes), drinks, and blesses gavos by appearing in all his Bunnings glory

Jesus (Bunnings) smokes cones

by coop-meme January 06, 2021