A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jews are whiter versions of white people... they're smarter, with shitier hand-eye coordination.
Hi, I'm Jewish. Let me help you with your taxes.
Believes there's a man in the sky... what more is there to say?
Christian: I'm a Christian Non-christian: Dude... that sucks Christian: Wha-? It's not a disease, if that's what you think. Non-christian: *sobs* I'm so sorry!
Benito Mussolini... why you so angry? Is it because all of your women are so hairy? Have a meatball.