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witch hole

A hole in the exterior wall of a home that is tucked behind something on the interior side, such as a cabinet . The hole allows for evil spirits and/or wolf spiders and such to live among us, but to remain unseen and with unrestricted passage.

It’s actually a good thing...if your home is now or ever was haunted by spirits and/or wolf spiders/bats/centipedes etc, all of which ultimately make their way back to where they were bred to breed themselves.

You don’t want to find a Witch Hole in your house, but if you do, cover it back up and act like you never saw it.

Kalle has the cutest house and she really loved it until she found a Witch Hole behind the refrigerator. It actually explains a lot of weird things that happened there. So, now she looking to sell, obviously.

by cplpeterson March 12, 2021

Humble Dis

Disrespecting someone in a purposely subtle fashion, in attempt to discredit the person while maintaining your own reputation as a “good guy”.

“Great dinner you made for me and my friends , my love. It was quite good for being so simplistic and hastily prepared.”

“Did you hear Guy humble dis Lori after dinner? What a douche.”

by cplpeterson December 15, 2023

Humble Dis

Disrespecting someone in a purposely subtle fashion, in attempt to discredit the person while maintaining your own reputation as a “good guy”.

“Great dinner you made for me and my friends , my love. It was quite good for being so simplistic and hastily prepared.”

“Did you hear Guy humble dis Lori after dinner? What a douche.”

by cplpeterson December 15, 2023

dry ditch

to ditch out on your bro's while trying to save face, instead of admitting your current p-whip status.

-You guys coming to the bar? Everyone is gonna be there, Jim, Dave, Kali, Josh.
-Dave probly won't be there
-No he said he's coming
-yeah but dude is known to dry ditch
-oh shit, for real?
-yeah dude dry ditches habitually. He a habitual dry ditcher

by cplpeterson June 18, 2017