A fork of Rural Dictionary
the nearest shirt or towel used to wipe clean after sex.
Hey sweetie, could you hand me the fuck-towel on your side of the bed. Thanks.
To take yourself out of a conversation or email because it's boring or has lost it's initial humor. See also: unsubscribing, unsubscribed, unsubscriber
I gotta unsubscribe to this convo on my other line, hold on.