A fork of Rural Dictionary
a phrase used to describe the strange/abnormal/inexplicable things women sometimes do.
Erick: Yo man my ex gf just texted me sayin she wanted to come over and shave my back hair and listen to me purr like a walrus then two minutes later she called me and told me to go fly a kite. Mike: Oh son you knows women be shopping. Chall gotta forget that trick ass hoe.
A phrase used to vocalize the amount of passion and effort with which one will persue a certain objective.
1) Yo son I'm starvin. I'm about to put a hurtin on this Chinese Buffet. 2) Damn that girl's fine as hell. I'm finna put a hurtin on that later on.
An interchangable excuse system used to get out of any situation. The combinations are as a plentiful as the person's imagination. The excuse creator simply picks the first part such as "I promised my landlord" then chooses from a host of endings such "I'd help him move his refrigerator down 5 flights of stairs." or "I'd stop by to help him shave his back hair."
Universal Excuse can be used as follows: Randy "Hey Steven you wanna go down to the pond and do some dynamite fishing?" Steven "I would Randy but I told my girlfriend I'd...(pause to make up second part of excuse) help her pick out some nail polish later on."
chall do Most commonly used as an informal greeting. An abbreviation of "what are you all doing?"
Mike: Chall Do Homie? Jay: Ah well you know...guy. I'm just text messaging my girlfriend. Mike: That trick ass hoe?
An expression of joy or disbelief most powerfully conveyed in a loud, markedly southern accent with great excitement.
Steve: Hey Jimbo I finally got that fourth wheel for ma pickup. Now I can take ma cousin to the box social like we had been fixin' on. Jimbo: Well Heyallright!!!
A phrase uttered in an attempt to make an excuse pertaining to why something did or did not happen. Most often said as filler when trying to put together the excuse or explanation.
Jimmy: Hey Lil' Ricky did you drink all my beer bitch? Lil Ricky: Well uh you know guy... it was there and I was thristy so I put a hurtin on that shit. Jimmy: Asshole.
A drive throught liquor store found mainly in southern states such as North Carolina and Florida in which the customer never has to exit his vehicle.
Billy-Bob: What you doin tonight there feller? Jim-Bobby-Jones: I'm finna raise up and get my travel on to that ill brew thru, and then put a hurtin on a 12 pack of Busch Light bottles. Billy-Bob: Well heyallright.