Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

broken textord

the sound of your ring tone starting over from multiple friends sending mass texts for the holidays

My phone was a broken textord for ten minutes before the clock struck midnight.

by creatiffany January 01, 2009

glumpy

full of globs and lumps

This paint I'm filtering is glumpy, full of globs and lumps!

by creatiffany March 03, 2008

frenominal

adjective of a friendship existing in name only, the true value of the friendship is very small

We went to school together, we're on each other's myspace's and facebook's, but our relationship is frenominal.

by creatiffany March 30, 2009

poltergeist

When a television sucks you in

I was on vacation but never left the hotel room because the TV poltergeisted me.

by creatiffany July 11, 2008

gypsy nesting

cleaning to prepare for departure.

The family was getting ready to move again, so they cleaned their temporary home, also known as gypsy nesting.

by creatiffany December 24, 2014

monologue friend

noun. a friend who will call a good listener and speak non-stop, whether or not the callee can get a word in edgewise.

My monologue friend called last night. My monologue friend talked for an hour and a half. My monologue friend didn't even notice when I stopped talking; it didn't phase her/him. Monologue friends will keep on talking.

by creatiffany February 12, 2010