Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Fat Lady Dump Jar

A container used to capture explosive vaginal ejaculate from an orgasming obese woman.

Greg and Chris did not want to ruin the carpet when they tag teamed Brad’s mom so they bought an extra Fat Lady Dump Jar to catch all her queef rain.

by crjoker May 07, 2022

Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes

A throw away merkin, sold at Disneyland, and made of two circles of black pubic hair with a red bow in the center.

Greg and Chris wanted some kinky 70s porn star bush action back at the Disneyland Hotel, so Brad’s mom bought Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes to wear over her freshly waxed minge.

by crjoker May 07, 2022

chickendales

Tracy Morgan's strip club concept where the stippers are out of shape men. They serve fried chicken and all the men wear change belts so you can hand them a $5.00 bill and get back $4.50.

Welcome to Chickendales. Extra crispy? Extra spicy?

by crjoker June 08, 2017

Weasley Bush

The pubic hair of a person with naturally red hair, a.k.a. a ginger.

Carrot Top had not groomed his body hair for so long that his Weasley Bush completely covered the top of his carrot.

by crjoker December 22, 2021

Amber Lance

How people from the Bronx are transported to the emergency room.

If you dis J-Lo one more time, Ima beat you down so hard they gonna need Amber Lance to take you to da hospital.

by crjoker November 16, 2021

Porch Gook

A lazy and dumb asian.

“I want my daughter to marry a Stanford Korean man like Dr. Bradley Kim, not some common porch gook like ‘Cooter’ Park.”

by crjoker December 31, 2024

adoresballs

Something so adorable that it’s on the same level as amazeballs.

He put a santa hat on his ween and it was totes adoresballs.

by crjoker December 17, 2023