A fork of Rural Dictionary
Born 1 December 1945, Bette Midler is the most icnredible female singer/actress/comedienne/performer the world has known.
I would sell my Louis Vuitton collection for tickets to Bette Midler's concert.
Bette Midler is much better than Barbra Stresisand. And everybody knows it.
Refers to Bette Midler (otherwise known as "The Divine Miss M"/"The Divine One").
To "experience" her greatness, either by watching one of her concerts, seeing one of her films, or listening to one of her records.
I am so glad that I have my tickets to experience the divine in concert!
v. To defocate in one's pants.
Origin: "Sex and the City" movie.
Carrie Bradshaw: Charlotte poughkeepsied her pants!
i. Somebody who is extremely fat and obnoxious.
ii. An affectionate term for a friend.
iii. Someone who eats more than you do.
iv. Someone you hate.
Viraj: How are you?
Xtina: Good and you fattie mcfatphuk?
A pseudonym and alternate personality of Bette Midler (also known as "The Divine Miss M")
I hear the Divine Miss M is in Vegas at the moment?