A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of stealing your grandma's walking stick and replacing it with an erect penis
Your Grandpa: "dear what have you got in your hand you slut!?" Your Grandma: "oh deary me I think I may have been maryjoaned!" *they both gasp*
The climax of sexual arousal during heated sex with a Brazilian chick
"Dude where have you been?" "oh, just experience a Mooregasm in the back of my car" "mmmaaaattttteeeeeee you scored" *fist bumps eachother*
the act of inserting one's penis through someone's pierced earlobe for sexual arousal
Person 1: Whad'ya get up ta last night dude? Person 2: ahh you know that blonde chick with the juicy racks I went home with from the club? I did a gowdie on her Person 1: oh sweet dude *high fives one another