A fork of Rural Dictionary
Lola was the only stripper over thirty at the club. I told her it was time to finally "Hang up your spurs".
When you find yourself in the presence of strangers and a simple “God damn” won’t do; “God damn, Gary!” is just the thing (All strangers are “Gary”)
God damn, Gary! That Brett Favre Can really chuck the ball!
A more complicated way of being fucked, bridging a dynamic of two or more ways of being fucked
I was really naked and up a tree when i found out the girl i cheated on my wife with works in her office
Excessive piercings, particularly genitalia and anyplace other than ears.
I got her panties off and surprise, that chick was like “Full metal jacket”!
Like a Drunk-lie and a Little White Lie, but makes less sense. Told by a girl, not necessarily your girlfriend with the hope that you don't investigate the parts of the lie that fail the logic test. Neither malicious, or mean-spirited and told for no apparent personal gain.
When a girl is caught in a Girl-lie she may:
Explode into tears.
Tell even more lies that make even less sense.
Compare you to an old boyfriend or a family member that used to be like you.
Or
Fly into a rage, trying to tie together:
Her dissatisfaction with her job.
Something her therapist told her.
Something about her period.
Or something you did that you don't remember that was never mentioned until now.
I caught her in a Girl-lie about her dinner last night then she started to spin out of control, called me a Nazi and cried uncontrollably, like it's my fault she lied.
An unfortunate circumstance for a man usually approaching middle age where his ass extends up, becoming one with his love handles, forming an ass more commonly seen at a Lilith Fair show, peaking out from under a hockey jersey, with the owner's fingers interlocked with a woman possessing a similar ass.
Your boy ain't exactly fat, but he got a "Lesbian Ass"!