Country Dictionary

Hituning

The act of purchasing music online while intoxicated.

"Going out tonight?"

"Nah bro, I'm broke. Elke and I were spun Saturday night and we started hituning. Big mistake. We blew like two hundred bucks!"

Quillin

NyQuil or DayQuil induced haze often times associated with highly important meetings or cheap drug binges

Secretary: "You OK?"
You: "Quillin, but I'll make it."

or

Girlfriend: "What's up with Roger?"
You: "That crazy bastard has been Quillin for the past four days and he seems to like it."

smedium

The size of a shirt when it is too small for the person wearing it.

Did you see Denny today?

No why?

Homeboy's rockin his favorite smedium Tee again

hitune

a song or video purchased online while intoxicated

"Who is Gogol Bordello?"

"Some gypsy-funk guy i found Saturday night."

"gypsy-funk? What the hell?"

Yeah, I know. It was a hitune.