A fork of Rural Dictionary
The uncontrollable urge to create a photo in Photoshop after someone mentions "it would be cool if..."
"It would be really cool if someone added a Starbucks cup to the Iron Throne in 'Game of Thrones'."
"Damnit, Andrea! You just set off my Photoshop Tourette's! Now I have to go make that!"
Excessively praising a dead person.
"It's the anniversary of Jacob's death. Deidre is still fellating the ghost of that asshole."
The act of messaging multiple people on a dating website without receiving a response. (Common for most normal guys as per the 85/15 Rule. )
Yeah, I'm taking a break from online dating. I got tired of yelling into the void -- it's just too hard on the ego.