A fork of Rural Dictionary
She has a thing for older people. She rocks shorts.
Person 1 : Oh my god ! She looks hot in those shorts !
Person 2 : Yep she's a sweet thang, you know her right ? She's going out with that old dude.
Person 1 : What's her name.
Person 2 : Leontine
Person 1 : Should've known !
She likes to drink, to party, to shake her booty. It's kind of surprising that she also manages to be a functioning member of society but she does. This person is an oxymoron of fun and responsible. (Also randomly turns into a hermit grandma to cope with the pain)
(Exam at 9 am)
Person 1 : Is that Djor ?
Person 2 : Yup.
Person 1 : Wasn't she at that party last night ?
Person 2 : Yup.
Person 1 : ...wouaw.
A white girl in a boys body, he's the gossip girl to your life.
Person 1 : Is that guy wearing uggs ?!
Person 2 : Yeah.. that's Jean-Tis
Squidward on the outside, Patrick when drunk, the sweet melodic laughter of a jolly bob. This girl is biting sarcasm in a hot body, and a weird sens of humor.
Person 1 : Is that girl wearing a hawaian shirt to a Labor Day rally ?
Person 2 : Yah, I bet her name is Lila..