A fork of Rural Dictionary
Bitching and complaining about shit to your friends and neighbours via your blackberry, palm, sms, or text message device.
<Stu, I don't mean to keep e-bitching, but what's with the f'n snow out there? WTF? L8R>
What hill-billies do to their kin folk after all the candy is gone on Halloween.
Those inbreeding hill-billies really love to pumpkin (pump-kin)