Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

crabhole

Female genital region. Usually deep, dark and not very appealling, compared to the norm.

She smelled rank so I kicked her in the crabhole.

by Damo April 10, 2005

clappers

Pussy flaps belonging to a slut. Describing specifically those that make clapping sounds when walking.

I could hear her clappers going off from the other side of the street.

by Damo April 10, 2005

cunny

Secreted vaginal fluid produced by the female reproductive glands.

I have a mouth full of cunny juice.

by Damo February 05, 2005

jooga

a name for ppl who are pissed off their nuts and acting funny or weird

peace out to all u joogas

by damo April 11, 2004

ford

a piece of shit car you always see broken down on the side of the road

look theres another piece of fuckin shit ford on the side of the road. hahahahahhaha (true story)

by Damo March 24, 2004

acoustic equalizer

The art of smashing an acoustic guitar to pieces on ones head, thus producing a painful and comical effect.

My stupid friend accidently took a cd my guitar teacher gave to me, and then forgot to return it, so my guitar teacher, in a fit of rage, gave me an acoustic equalizer.

by damo March 06, 2004

itchy cunny pussy

1) Adjective: To describe something that's awesome.
3) Noun: Term used to address other person

Mate ahhhhhh how's it going itchy cunny pussy?

by Damo July 15, 2005