A fork of Rural Dictionary
n: clear plastic cover that is usually hinged and spring-loaded that prevents inadvertant (or slows unauthorized)operation of an important switch. Sometimes improvised with a piece of tape. (Frobguards are forbidden on emergency stops on industrial equipment by OSHA.)
That tourist came through and flipped the power switch, and we lost a day's work! We gotta get a frobguard on that thing.
Thank God I heard the frobguard hinge squeek when Johnny lifted it! He'd have taken down the whole network if I hadn't stopped him. Why do we let that scrag bring her kid to work anyway?
Society for persons posessing intelligence quotients at least four full standard deviations above the mean. This means they are smarter than 99.997% of the population, and have an IQ of 164. But they are still dumber than the Six Nines Society, where you have to be smarter than 99.9999%, or one out of a million, meaning in a world of six billion, there are six thousand of them, and about 1,500 in China.
You have to be a mensan just to figure out what the hell a four sigma society memeber is!
the act of sexual intercourse with a woman old enough to be your mother
Man, Dave's mom is hot. I'm gonna get my siver wings with her, you watch!
Mid-west country-folk (see hilljack) slang for nosy or prying. (Gladys Kravitz syndrom from _Bewitched_)
Every time I pull in my girlfriend's driveway, I see that nibby neighbor of hers lookin' out her window.
To bother someone while they are intoxicated or passed out, and you are too intoxicated to teabag or antique them, because you'd have to remember where the flour is for the former, or be able to operate your fly for the latter. Mostly consists of poking and pinching, but can be misconstrued by others as sexual or homosexual behavior.
"Dave's not a fag, but when he gets drunk, he'll start peckerneckin' with ya, so watch out."
"I was gonna antique his wimp-ass, but I was too stoned to find the flour, so I just peckernecked with him till he got off the couch."