Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

madstop

Madstop is a palindrome for Potsdam. Potsdam, NY is a small community located in Northern NY. This term is used by locals of the area, typically the young, as an alternative name for their hometown.

Dave : Fuck, I gotta go back to 'ole madstop tommorow to see the folks. Nate : It's not so bad you know you get to hang out with me right? We can drive to the mall if you can get away from your parents for a while. Dave : You know that is exactly why I left in the first place.

by Darker August 02, 2010

obomination

A combination of the word "abomination" and the name "Obama". Used to describe any dogpile produced by this particular president.

Andrew : Jesus Crist! Another fucking bailout, wtf could make this obomination worse? Richard : Hillary 2012

by darker May 20, 2009

Turbo Skank

A female not content with the accoutrements of standard skankhood who purposefully wears clothing with rips and tears in the fabric.

Randy : Fuck man, check that bitch. Andy : What Shelly, that girls a turbo skank dude. You sink your pole, and you'll be at the VD clinic tomorrow.

by darker July 20, 2009

A-frame

A descriptive term used by men to complement the posterior of an attractive female. The term was coined due to the relative similarities observed between the capital letter "A" and the angular proportions of certain females posterior regions.

AJ : Check it out. Chick in the blue jeans has a nice fucking A-frame. CJ : A- frame??? I'd really like to know how you thought up that term and what the fuck it has to do with girls backside. AJ : It's easy. Look up one pant leg to the crotch move your eyes over that area then run your eyes down the other leg. CJ : Fuckin' A. Good call.

by Darker May 08, 2010

oirish

"Oirish" is a term coined by amused Irish natives to describe anything associated with the tourist cult of Ireland that paints it as the land of shamrocks, blarney stones, leprechauns, and Guinness. It can also be used to describe anyone who despite many generations in the new world and questionable Irish ancestry constantly proclaims themselves to be Irish. This can range from an innocent baseball cap with a shamrock on it to a drunken twit in a kilt idiotically greeting everyone with a faux accented "top o' the mornin' to yah laddie".

Phill : Oh look it's J. do you see that the twit brought himself a shillelagh. Robert : Yeah I see. It's great little costume he has there you'd almost think the oirish twit was auditioning for a part on Ballykissangel. American Tourist : Put a Shamrock in Me Guinness. Bartender : ::Tosser::

by Darker March 15, 2011

manhack

Derived from the video game "Half Life 2" a "manhack" is a small flying drone armed with three sharp blades that would chase the main character, Gordon Freeman, around during the early levels of the game. This term has been adapted in recent years to describe any AI or remote controlled roto-craft such as helicopter or quadrocopter that is out of human control.

::Two guys in a field:: Guy 1 : So I just got the new firmware uploaded to my co-pilot chip lets try it out. Guy 2 : Shouldn't you test that out with the engine control unit unplugged? Guy 1: Fuck you guy. ::1 minute later :: Guy 1 : Ahhhh manhack!

by Darker November 27, 2010

Fat Chick Aggression

In the annuals of recorded history known as the Facebook news-feed one will typically notice several girls on you friend list using the "status update" feature to bitch about their lives. All women tend to complain, but in a case of specific fat chick aggression syndrome the complaints will have a typically "sharp edge", and will go beyond any of the normal bounds of conversation. For example, a normal case of female bullshit could involve a young gentleman or a failed exam, but unique to fat chick aggression is the consistent update of mental, social, and physical failure along with an implicit request for support. True sufferers should fire off one of these posts at least twice weekly.

These are examples of Facebook status updates where the term "Fat Chick Aggression" could be a good descriptor. Amanda : My friend said that if your going to jump off a bridge set yourself on fire so we can all see it. I'm jumping off my bridge. Shiloh : My dad once told me I failed to live up to his expectations. Amber : My parents called me today. I don't think they understand .... Kate : I can't believe how shitty life is. I just watched "The View", and there was someone on there basically saying that people with manic depression should just "suck it up". After watching the other lady on there I think I'm bipolar too. That guy was such a jerk!!!

by Darker May 16, 2011