A fork of Rural Dictionary
*New York Times. A newspaper company now recognized for being a bunch of liars.
*A set of events, et-cetera. The times also dictate the overall future of things.
MICHAEL MOORE : "Yeah my Farenheit 9/11 movie was made through all this research *blah blah blah* I was even reading the times and *blah blah blah*."
Mr. LETTERMAN : "Yeah but uh, the times--"
"Politicians and governments don't determine who's tomorrow's enemy."
"Then who does?"
"The times."
The original name for what is now known as the Nintendo 64.
"Maybe the name is better off being 'Nintendo 64', but I miss the swank details on the system when it was called 'Ultra 64'."
-me
An extra-meaningful word similar to "slander".
"People like to run smear campaigns about the Bush Administration.....you'll also see LOTS of smear campaigns in high school."
-me
Can I interest anyone in a round-robin double elimination BGS tournament?
A can you would open up to kick someone's ass. Metaphorically.
Really it means, basically, to beat someone up.
"Boy ah' tell you what, if you hit that there snooze button one more time, ah'm goh have ta' open up a can'uh whupass, and you know ah'm goh do it too."
-a cowboy who threatens me if I don't wake up, after hitting the snooze button on my clock four times