Country Dictionary

Martined

When a guy is using both hands to hold on to a shed's rafters and his legs are resting on a females shoulders while receiving a roughly given supertrooper blowjob.

Kim can't sing the National Anthem at the game Friday because she got martined last night and cant even talk.

Frontpack

When a fat person's gut is hanging down over their pants making it look like they are wearing a heavy backpack backwards on the front of their body.

I would bang Stefania, but her frontpack would get in the way.