Country Dictionary

Someone who is afraid of changing.

Karen is so afraid of changing she's become a metamorpho-sissy.

When you pray for something that you want to last forever.

I'm praying for keeps that this time around I will meet my soulmate.

What your hair style or lack there of says about you and the belief that you are what your hair says about you to others.

Mary's current new "do" makes her look a lot younger than she is, but that is just hairsay.

When Salvador Dali didn't quite feel like creating art and kept himself busy with other things.

I bet some days Salvador dilly-Dali just didn't feel up to taking his artwork seriously.

One who uses their anxiety/depression apprehension/insecurity to bully others. ie. gangster/mafia.

Paul is going all "angster" on me.

When someone suffers from confusion about a presidential candidate's qualifications and can't get up to make a decision and vote.

I can see why this 2020 presidential election most people are suffering from "electile dysfunction."

When God and Google merge to give us every possible answer to every possible question mankind has ever had!

I think I'll God-oogle that!