A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Sexually Motivated Carjacking is a crime of carjacking except motivated by sexual reasons. The man/woman must have a fetish towards cars and cannot do it due to a human inside the car. A SMC incident must only be motivated by sexuality towards the car.
"hey Jerry my car was stolen"
"It could have been a Sexually Motivated Carjacking"
"What?"
Fucking a corn shuck after drilling a hole in it
Sexual Shucking is fucking disgusting
being so bored you want to see what happens when you search dong licker on wikipedia. You know what it means. I know you know what it means. I live in your walls. Check your bathroom. I shoved your toothbrush up my anus and watched you brush your teeth with it.
i know you are the real dong licker here James.
A botched removal of the foreskin making it appear like Garfield.
“I got circumsized yesterday and the doctor forelield’d me”
“Damn that’s sad bro.”
How the hell did you get here. No actually I want to know. Who in there right mind says "OH BOY TODAY I AM GOING TO SEARCH SMELBENSCROTEDONGICUSMCFUCKFART ON URBAN DICTIONARY. IT SEEMS FUN." You don't need this defenition you need mental help
go get some therapy for searching Smelbenscrotedongicusmcfuckfart