A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. A mother that you have credit with willing to lend or give money. Sometimes easier than asking a father.
Tim: You got that rent you owe me? Tony: Nah bro, sorry. Tim: Dude, I need it or I can't pay my car payment! Tony: Okay, I gotta hit up the MomTM then.
n. A metaphorical device in which a cockblocker uses to call another person on to accidentally or intentionally prevent a hook up.
(Tony is laying down the mac on a lady.) Tony: So, I was descending Everest when I saw found an antique camera burried in the snow. It was pretty rad. Tanya: Really? That's awesome. Was there film in it? Tony: Yeah, I developed it the other... (Jay interupts) Jay: Dude, I'm so wasted! LOL Jay: Yo, isn't that that one chick you boned last week? Jay: *burp* Tanya: *sigh* (Tanya leaves abruptly) Tony: Bro, why you gotta call me on the cb radio? Jay: What?
adj. Not susceptible to stress. Easy going. Knows what is important and what is not. Deals with pressure well. Calm.
People at work are mean to Shirley. Shirley thinks about the problem logically. She talks to the people being mean and tells them, calmly, that she does not appreciate the way they are treating her.
The word "tight," pronounced phonetically as a Dutchman, Australian, or Englishman may say it.
Jay: Hey dude, look at this sweet ass armor! Tony: Oh, toyt.
adj. Stressful. Does not know when something is truely important. Small events cause stress to build until a breakdown happens. After a breakdown a short period of fatigue and low stress can be exhibited. Opposite of low strung
Tony: Damn, my Mom is freakin high strung as hell! She called me the anti-christ. Matt: She needs to take a chill pill.