Country Dictionary

A derogatory term for an exceptionally rich person.

It seems like more and more of these cash chuckers are moving into the neighborhood these days.

Having diarrhea while also vomiting.

William had such a horrible case of the flu that he had diabarfa.

Blood from menstruation.

Katie was on her period this week. She produced quite a lot of panty wine this season.

When an individual over does a crop dusting fart maneuver and soils themselves.

Steven really had to fart so he did a little crop dusting around the general vicinity. Turned out he over did it and was fartilizing the entire area instead.

Sandals that are made out of old Vans shoes.

My old Vans slip-ons have so many holes in them that I decided to turn them into vandals.

When you drop a deuce so big that it makes one question reality.

I dropped the biggest matrix deuce the other night. There's no way that thing came out of my anus.

Synonym for fart.

Ted ate too much Mexican food last night that I could hardly hear myself think today, thanks to his anal audio.