Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

cream dodger

A sexual partner who is unwilling to see a blow-job through to orgasm.

Susan gave me a great BJ last night but just when I was about to cum she finished me off with her hand. I wish she wasn't such a cream dodger and let me cum in her mouth.

by der Alte Fritz July 24, 2006

japper

A person of Japanese origin.

Most often applied to young sexually attractive females.

I would like to lick that Japper's sashimi dry.

by der Alte Fritz July 05, 2006

grease off

A competetive encounter between two (usually young) males of Italian/Hispanic heritage.

Derived from the term "dance-off" and the common perception that such ethnicities are "greasy".

Can involve posturing, dancing or weaponry depending upon the wishes of the participants.

Often conducted for the benefit of a female onlooker.

Wow look how Jose uses his blade! He will cut off Xavier's dick if this grease off gets any more intense.

by der Alte Fritz July 29, 2006

sashimi

Japanese female genitalia.

I would suspect of the slightly unclean variety

"Miko's pussy tasted great. Just like the best saba sashimi"

by der Alte Fritz July 05, 2006

clam dipper

Lesbian.

A female who enjoys eating out other females.

"That Sappho is a real clam dipper. She just can't stop tongueing clit"

by der Alte Fritz July 05, 2006

Gym clit

Enlarged clitoris caused by years of steroid abuse.

Fairly common in female "Gym bunnies" and highly visible through spandex shorts.

"Jesus! Did you see Becky's Gym clit. She could fuck you hard with that!"

by der Alte Fritz July 05, 2006

Double-Dipper

A: Male who inserts his erect penis into two different individuals during a 3-way sex session.

B: A guy who inserts his penis into more than one of a partner's orifices during a sexual encounter.

A: Stan pulled his dick out of Sophie's dripping pussy and slid it into Sadie's eager mouth. The girls enjoyed fucking an experienced double-dipper.

B: After getting a sloppy BJ the Cruiser rammed his penis into Iceman's asshole. What a risky business it is to be a double-dipper.

by der Alte Fritz July 24, 2006