Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Japp Inc.

The common body of authorites which regulate Entire World Domination. It is believed this underground organization is based in the west.

"Did you see the size of our bill last night? Make no mistake, that's Jap Inc. at it again."

by Derek December 06, 2003

Varg Vikernes

Born Kristian Kvisling Larson Vikernes, Varg Vikernes was born in Norway, where he grew up in Bergen. He met Euronymous and with him started the Black Metal band Mayhem with the name Count Grishnackh. Varg Vikernes was at the forefront of the Black Metal Movement. He murdered Euronymous, and was sentenced to 21 years of prison for it. Burzum is the project of this lone man. From his prison cell, he wrote his book Vargsmal, an indepth analysis about everything from race, to heritage, to the world as a whole. Varg seeks to rid the world of the Jewish and Christian anti-culture, reinstate the beauty, heritage, and purity of his homeland. He is a hero to his people.

Varg Vikernes, son of Odin, is a hero.

by Derek April 05, 2004

Word up, kids?

What someone who is completely out of our generation says when they try to be cool, yet keep their pride.

" Hey Sonny, I mean, Word up, Kids?"

by Derek August 11, 2004

spinnoriffic

of, or relating to political spin; performed best by those known as spin doctors; see CNN and FOX also 3rd parties looking to push their partisan beliefs on others. see also: New York Times, sean hannity, michael moore, Ann Coulter, Al Franken.

"I'm voting for Kerry because Al Franken said Bush is teh dumbz0r" "That Al Franken sure is one spinnoriffic gentleman!"

by derek October 25, 2004

recycle

A concept outside America that is used commonly as a slogan among enviromentalists, some politicians and the like. Recycling is when someone takes used paper, tin cans, milk jugs and the like to a recycling bin so it can be cruched down by machines to be a new product. However a few of the posters here tend to use it as a sex term. And oh a decent source of cash if you need that few extra cents.

Jerry stole the bottles in the recycle bin in his school and traded it off at the recycling center so he could get a few extra dollars.

by derek October 30, 2005

poopstander

The act of poopstanding, or standing erect while pooping instead of sitting on a toilet. The poopstander stands with his anus aimed at the toilet and poops. Although a bit unorthadox, this has become very popular among young teenagers.

An example of a poopstander is Ryan Freeman who can often be found in the Fenwick boys bathroom standing up while pooping.

by Derek April 07, 2003

cigarettes

mmmmmm delicious cancer sticks that have kept many people from dying

man im gonna kill someone if i dont get a smoke soon

by Derek July 25, 2004