A fork of Rural Dictionary
A popular beverage company which produces numerous types of soda (pop) beverages and even bottled water and energy drinks. Rumored that the main beverage of this company was produced with cocaine in it. Also rumored that coca-cola invented Santa Claus. Recent evidence suggest that coca-cola employes laborers in third-world countries at bottling companies which pay excess of one US dollar per hour of labor. AKA: the new Nike
Coca-cola is a bad company.
1. The act of ejaculating in a woman's face; usually unexpected. 2. Used figuratively to express victory. Usually used in conjunction with an adjective. See The Proverbial Champ
1. Zac: i'm most likely going to give stacia the champ Luke: The champ? Is that when you cum on her face? Zac: i wouldnt do that to her Luke: i know, but i'm going to call it "the champ" from now on 2. Person 1: Man, I really gave Jen the champ in an argument about abortion. Person 2: The Proverbial Champ? Person 1: No, just the regular champ.
A person with excellent fighting skills, excellent showmanship or other awesome character traits. A verb used to describe someone getting attacked in a entertaining or awesome manner.
1. You should see Morgannus fight, he is a tengu. 2. Man Jimmy, you really tengu'd him good when you bashed him in the face with a rock.
When a woman is being a moody bitch.
"Why was Jenny being such a bitch to me?" "Just stay clear man. She must be in red dragon mode."
Generally, a lie a woman tells a guy when she doesn't want anything to with him. Usually performed after the guy tries to 'court' the woman. Usually followed up by "I'm not looking for anyone right now," but can be seen dating/fucking other guys seconds later. Generally, this is just a way women try to pacify men but usually just infuriates them.
Joey: "Hey, Jenny. I really like you a lot, would you go out with me sometime?" Johnny: "Look, Johnny. You're a really nice guy but I think we should just be friends. I just got out of a really bad relationship and don't want to date yet." Seconds later Joey: "Wait!? Is Jenny having sex with Dean in my car?!"
Something college professors get when they are offered a life-time position at a college.
I have tenure so I can conduct my class however I want without worry of being fired Man, once I get tenure I won't have to worry about being unemployed ever again.
An employee who works at Wendy's who is allowed to boss people around but can bail out when there's any trouble.
Crew Trainer: I told Justin to get a sweep-down but when that bus came in I punched out and left the manager high and dry in the middle of a rush.