Country Dictionary

as in to commit suicide, most likely to be used when the person in question jumps off a building

did you hear about john smith? he topped himself

Skills or a routine employed by a heroin addict that help them appear "cool". Usually occurs when addict is confronted by police while "holding junk".

Billy has never been busted despite years of hard-core use. Most of his friends credit his God-given Injected Fonzie skills for his success.

an insult to a woman with no breasts

whatever u say ironing board chest! flat as an ironing board

massive, huge, painful

ive got a stonking headache

when someone is staring/concentrating very hard, staring into space looking doped

what are you glooping at?! stop glooping at me your freaking me out

in football/soccer when the player skies the ball ridiculously high over the bar

open goal and he's skied it! what a spooner! spooner! spooner!

a compliment to someone who is very attractive, often shouted out

whoa! sex on legs! did u see that babe?...yeah she was sex on legs!