Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Arm Ornament

A very attractive girl, found holding her boyfriend/date's arm.

Guy 1: Dude, look at his date! Guy 2: Yeah, what an arm ornament...

by Dexi June 29, 2011

Twitterbreak

Taking a moment during something strenuous or dangerous in which normal people would either finish their task or possibly run for their lives to tweet(4) about it on Twitter.com

Guy 1: "OH SHIT, OUR APARTMENTS ON FIRE, DUDE CALL 911!" Guy 2: "Ok one sec!" *Tweeting: SHITSHITSHIT MY PLACE IS BURNING DOWN* Ok I'll call 911 now!" Guy 1: "You asshole! You're going to get yourself killed taking Twitterbreaks like that!

by Dexi February 17, 2009

DARPA

N. The emotion you feel when something is really really cool and really really horrible at the same time. V. The act of making one feel the noun above. Proper usage is in all capital letters, as the word refers to the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency. (for more information, see the cracked.com article '6 New Weapons That You Literally Cannot Hide From')

I couldn't be any more DARPA right now. Reading that article totally DARPA'd me.

by dexi April 04, 2010

Dubya Dictionary

An imaginary dictionary that contains all the made-up words spoken by George W. "Dubya" Bush.

Dexi: Hey you guys know that drug Abilify? Grim: yeah? Dexi: Doesn't that sound like a word from the Dubya Dictionary?

by Dexi December 23, 2008

coptrain

The long line of automobiles driving down the road behind a cop due to the person at the front of the line being too scared to go faster than the cop.

I'll be a few minute's late, I'm at the caboose end of a coptrain right now.

by Dexi September 11, 2009

text that thought

Similar to Hold That Thought, when a conversation is taking place in person and one conversant must separate from the other, however, instead of a conversation being postponed until a later time, the conversation is continued via SMS.

Conversant A: "So Joey turned to Mary and said..." Conversant B: "Yeah yeah, text that thought, time for work!"

by dexi April 22, 2010