A fork of Rural Dictionary
cause or arrange for (something) to take place at a time later than that first scheduled.
Due to circumstances beyond our control, the event has now been postponed. Please hold on to your tickets as we try to look for new dates
the action of postponing something; deferral.
The postponement of the film’s sequel has held cinema-goers in eager anticipation for several months.
To temporarily be cock blocked.
Jeff took 15 minutes to leave the room when I brought that girl back, I still banged her after he left, but he cock postponed me
When you need to postpone your plans because you’re simply falling apart.
Karen: “hey Susan I’m going to have to Postpone Malone our lunch date” Susan: “omg Karen what happened are you ok?” Karen: “No, I accidentally updated to the new Snapchat update and I can’t handle it. I’m falling apart” Susan: “wow I completely understand. I’m so sorry. Feel better.”
A disorder caused by leaving the Youth In Government program. Most common in yiggers who have commited to YIG with their heart and soul. Youth in Government is a program led by the YMCA that teaches kids about government. Symptomes are sadness, depression, lack of communication, flashbacks, and strong urges to search for YIG delegates. Treatement is provided by going to YIG reunions in order to search for lost connections.
-Woah, this person just came from YIG. Never have i knew someone could be this sad. - Oh, I think he has the postpone YIG depression. It happends to yiggers
to postpone the birthday sex to a day in the near future!
He wanted some birthday sex but was busy on his birthday so they had some postponed birthday sex the week after.