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CARBONI - Carb-oni = Carbohydrate Demon
Carb
A carbohydrate is an DUMB organic compound.
Carbohydrates are NOT ESSENTIAL nutrients in humans.
ONI
Devil / Demon
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George: Oscar, how have you become such a fat ass?
Oscar: I am a Carboni
Or:
Pizza is my Carboni