A fork of Rural Dictionary
Female, knee to thigh-length leather or faux-leather boots.
'The Gap' is a suburb of NW Brisbane (Australia) which is preceded, about halfway from the CBD, by the inner-city suburb 'Ashgrove', i.e. "I saw a lovely pair of Ashgroves on the way into work this morning". "Ashgroves? "Yeah, not short boots, these ones were halfway to the gap".
A person who is eminently capable of playing bagpipes, but for obvious reasons of taste, sensibility and the ongoing good of all mankind deigns not to.
"I just found out that Jim can play bagpipes, but he never does - what an absolute gentleman!"