Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Grumpkin

the act of shitting while recieving fellacio

man she sucked me dry while i dropped a loaf!

by dirty sanchez June 14, 2003

Bush

The person who took all of your welfare checks from your broke asses

Damn now that Bush is in Office I cant continue to sit on my lazy ass collecting welfare. You bunch of sorry fucks

by Dirty Sanchez July 03, 2003

Gyke

A female golfer who is addicted to lesbian sex.

If Rosie golfed, she'd be a Gyke.

by Dirty Sanchez August 02, 2003

Ham Shank

Ham Shank, wank. Rhyming slang for masterbation.

"I was so bored I had a Ham Shank"

by Dirty Sanchez November 15, 2003

crop duster

Placing your butt over a girl's bush and ripping a nasty, windy fart as to simulate crop dusting.

After we finished having sex I gave that bitch a sweet crop duster.

by Dirty Sanchez January 27, 2003

Testache

When a male takes his hand and grabs his sweaty balls and twirls them around inside his pants creating a creamy fluid and then wipes it all over the space between the upper lip and nose of another person.

That sick ass faggot gave me a testache.

by Dirty Sanchez August 02, 2003

Pundar

Anything bad, ugly, retarded, stupid, or whatever. You can use it anyways you want.

This is pundar.

by Dirty Sanchez June 05, 2004