A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fucking the Royal Duck is much like Fuck the Duck but more blatant. While Fucking the Duck can be construed as a convenient trip to the bathroom or a well timed smoke break, Fucking the ROYAL Duck is a blatant attempt at avoiding work.
"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".
Waiting Room is the virtual limbo of seemingly never ending hold music you are often sent to when calling a help desk, business, or Government agency. Waiting Room is the act of putting someone immediately on hold as soon as you answer the phone without them realizing anyone picked up. This process takes an experienced and dexterous phone analyst. This practice is most commonly used by receptionists and call center agents. It is used as a way of circumventing or improving 'call in queue' stats or simply as a way of stopping the insecent ringing of one's phone. The best waiting room analysts can put unsuspecting callers in the waiting room without so much as a blip in the hold music.
hey, can you get that call? It's been sitting in queue for like 10 minutes?" "I'm too busy but not to worry I think Sandeep just put it in the waiting room.
Snowboarders, particularly when they are "littered" all over the mountain or ski area. When not scraping snow off the mountain you can find them taking up entire trails either waiting for their turn on a feature at the terrain park or just hanging out on the slopes.
"Dude, that trail had a ton of knuckle-draggers on it." "Seriously, there was Mountain trash everywhere."
The Bog is the area between the genitalia (usually male) and the asshole. This area is also known as the Taint but when it is particularly sweaty, slimy or not clean it is referred to as "the bog".
After having sloppy sex all night and then going for a jog. Kenny declared, "Man, my bog is sweaty." Alan had a sweaty bog because he refused to shower for a week.
Making a Sandwich is code for jerking off,spanking the monkey,rubbing one out, etc. It is often used when someone asks you what you've been doing but would rather not express to the world that you were in fact playing with yourself. The expressing is usually followed by a quick wink and maybe a nod.
"Hey Jason, where the hell have you been? What were you doing?" ..."Just making a sandwich." 'wink'
Fuck the Duck or Fucking the duck is the act of being lazy. You are supposed to be doing something but instead you're "fucking the duck". If you are being really lazy it's called Fucking the Royal Duck.
"I thought Bill was going to help clean up theses leaves?" "No, he went to go fuck the duck." "Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".
Sloppy Knee is when someone's knee is needlessly violating your personal space. Guys who have this notion that their package is bigger than it is usually have Sloppy Knee. This condition happens when people are just too damn oblivious and/or relaxed. Also see; Sloppy Elbow.
I tried to shift into 5th gear but Uncle Charlie's sloppy knee was draped over the center console.