A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of fingering your ear in such a fast manner that it will produce an eargasm so intense, your eardrum will explode. Side effects include a white noise type of porno sound in the fappear's head, but only for a limited amount of time.
I caught my son fingering his ear last night.. I didn't know earsturbation was even possible at his age.
"Adorable" people who get their way, are "spoiled", haters just hate them (I wonder why) but they just flip them off and curse uncontrallably, which is apparently considered adorable. These people are so full of themselves that the only person who truly likes them is themself. Avoid these people at all costs.
She calls herself adorable but everybody knows she's just a glorified bitch with her head up her ass.