A fork of Rural Dictionary
A condition caused by an imminent turd projecting partially from one's rectum
..At the Beach.. after raw clams an beer..."Hey look at that dude runnin' to the water... He's gotta shit so bad... He's got a turtle butt!"
A Natural Resource found on the Pregnant Human Female, Used during harsh economic times... to replace cow milk.
Yo.. We just ran out of cow juice.. Can i come over your house and express some milk from your old ladies fiscal tits? Sure but ya gotta pay double she's runnin' low...
"a guy that comes in a potential piece of ass".. and ruins it for any further use by others..(see sloppy seconds)
"man that dude was a real peehole smith"